Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

I often derive a peculiar satisfaction in conversing with the ancient and modern dead, — who yet live and speak excellently in their works. My… — Laurence Sterne
I hated my childhood. It was loathsome. My parents were deaf and dumb. Profoundly so. They could make noises when they were emotionally aroused, but… — Richard Griffiths
I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless. — Ryan Cabrera
The myth of the strong black woman is the other side of the coin of the myth of the beautiful dumb blonde. — Eldridge Cleaver
The lyric abstrusities of Auden ring mystically down the circular canals of my ear and it begins to look like snow. The good gray conservative… — Sylvia Plath
If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people… — Andy Rooney
All over the world today, not just in the totalitarian countries, assiduous functionaries in Ministries of Truth are clubbing history dumb and rendering language insensible. — E L Doctorow
O, let my books be then the eloquence and dumb presages of my speaking breast. — William Shakespeare
Few women are dumb enough to listen to reason. — William Feather
In every age of well-marked transition, there is the pattern of habitual dumb practice and emotion which is passing and there is oncoming a new… — Alfred North Whitehead
Two things strike me dumb: the infinite starry heavens, and the sense of right and wrong in man. — Immanuel Kant
Love is not dumb. The heart speaks many ways. — Jean Racine
How ironical that it is by means of speech that man can degrade himself below the level of dumb creation -- for a chatterbox is… — Soren Kierkegaard
College men from L.S.U., went in dumb, come out dumb, too. — Randy Newman
There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine. — Jimmy Buffett
The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians… — Garrison Keillor
Success gave me confidence as an artist. And now I'm able to do what I want without anybody thinking it's dumb. — Amy Lee
I really enjoyed working on 'Dumb & Dumberer' with Cheri Oteri, maybe because we are both into improvisations. We were meant to act together. — Eugene Levy
Fair Game Theory: If you are dumb enough to be drained by people then you are fair game. — Frederick Lenz
There is a world of deaf, dumb and blind people out there, who are shuffling through their lives, not knowing how wonderful life can be.… — Frederick Lenz
I paraphrase Aristotle: If you want to be comical, write about people to whom the audience can feel superior; if you want to be tragical,… — Kurt Vonnegut
There is a tendency to try to dumb everything down and turn everything into a one-paragraph press release or even less, just a slogan. — Malcolm Turnbull
I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a… — Uma Thurman
Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber. — Greg Gutfeld
For me, it always comes back to the blogger, the author, the designer, the developer. You build software for that core individual person, and then… — Matt Mullenweg

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