Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. — Al Gore
Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm. — Graham Greene
Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who… — Graham Greene
'The Simpsons' was about children and married parents; 'Futurama' is about people in between; they're growing up and haven't settled down. Every other cartoon show… — Matt Groening
Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb… — Ann Coulter
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just… — Louis C. K.
The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder. — Richard J. Daley
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. — Dizzy Dean
The internet is a great way to get on the net. — Bob Dole
Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age. — Friedrich Durrenmatt
The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their… — Umberto Eco
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? — Eminem
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so… — Jimmy Fallon
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy. — Richard P. Feynman
I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another… — Woody Harrelson
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there? — Paris Hilton
I don't really think, I just walk. — Paris Hilton
I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is… — Paris Hilton
What's a soup kitchen? — Paris Hilton
To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?' — Christopher Hitchens
You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment. — Judy Holliday
I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me. — Elizabeth Hurley
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? — Lee Iacocca
You know, people think you have to be dumb to skip rope for 45 minutes. No, you have to be able to imagine something else.… — John Irving
I actually think Bill Gates is conventionally smarter, even though it's a dumb word, but mental processing power - I've watched him use four different… — Walter Isaacson

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