Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things. — Kristen Wiig
People assume actresses are afraid to get older; the truth is the roles get a whole lot more compelling once you're too old to play… — Olivia Wilde
In the early part of my life I carried the flame for fiery women: perky women who were not dumb. — Debra Winger
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. — Robert Anton Wilson
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. — Loretta Young
I have been primarily interested in how and why ordinary people do unusual things, things that seem alien to their natures. Why do good people… — Philip Zimbardo
What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff? — Paris Hilton
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. — Britney Spears
We don't need to dumb down our stuff. And it's important to know how far we can push readers. — Ashwin Sanghi
As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. —New York, Sept. 26, 2007 — George W. Bush
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air! — George W. Bush
Beauty fades, dumb is forever. — Judy Sheindlin
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame… — George W. Bush
We were so wholly one I had not thought That we could die apart. I had not thought That I could move,—and you be stiff… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things. — Kurt Vonnegut
It ain't over 'til it's over. — Yogi Berra
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member… — Bill Watterson
One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. — George W. Bush
CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and… — Bill Watterson
Then others for breath of words respect, Me for my dumb thoughts, speaking in effect. — William Shakespeare
I think war is a dangerous place. — George W. Bush
I mean most girls are so dumb and all. After you neck them for a while, you can really watch them losing their brains. You… — J D Salinger
Passion is born deaf and dumb. — Honore de Balzac
When we put up with any situation we don’t have to put up with, it’s not because we’re dumb. We put up with it, because… — Richard Bach
The nature of the labyrinth, I scribbled into my spiral notebook, and the way out of it. This teacher rocked. I hated discussion classes. I… — John Green

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