Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started. — John Updike
Will the highways on the Internet become more few? — George W. Bush
I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. — Paris Hilton
Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb. Annabeth: Was it hard? — Rick Riordan
Have you not done tormenting me with your accursed time! It's abominable! When! When! One day, is that not enough for you, one day he… — Samuel Beckett
Warm are the still and lucky miles, White shores of longing stretch away, A light of recognition fills The whole great day, and bright The… — Wystan Hugh Auden
I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?" "Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the… — Rick Riordan
I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red. — Rick Riordan
Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it… — Rick Riordan
You gotta wonder about someone who would be dumb enough to fallo a person as crazy as him! wait, I think I just insulted myself… — Tite Kubo
Wherever you look there’s meanness and corruption. This room, this bottle of grape wine, these fruits in the basket, are all products of profit and… — Carson McCullers
Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...you give them a piece of you. They don't ask… — Neil Gaiman
Listen baby, Muver love you. Muver not dumb. Listen baby: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Thas the alphabet. Twenty- six letters in all. Them letters make up words. Them… — Sapphire
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully. — George W. Bush
So it has come, the day of testing. Without warning, without fanfare, it is here, and he is in the middle of it. In his… — J M Coetzee
THERE'S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,' he told the voters. 'IF YOU'RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL… — John Irving
I am the voice of the voiceless; Through me the dumb shall speak. Till the deaf world's ears be made to hear. The wrongs of… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through. — Terry Pratchett
I'll picture Rat Kiley face, his grief, and I'll think, You dumb cooze. Because she wasn't listening. It wasn't a war story. It was a… — Tim O'Brien
He leant his two elbows on his knees, and his chin on his hands and remained rapt in dumb meditation. On my inquiring the subject… — Emily Bronte
Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy. — Henry A. Kissinger
Why be a dumb dud? Do your friends shun you? Do people cross the street when they see you approaching? Do they run up the… — Flann O'Brien
The same old dumb teachers teaching the same old dumb subjects in the same old dumb school. I seem to be kind of losing interest… — Beatrice Sparks
Little chickie la la, isn’t dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Such a courageous boy I was. To act brazenly under scrutiny and risk further injury to my wounded heart. Ah, the resilience, the blind, dumb… — Meg Rosoff

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