Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

They just kept grinning at me from over the stupid sign, Dopey because he's too dumb to know any better, Doc because – well, I… — Meg Cabot
Torches," Porak ordered. "This is dumb," Jig grumbled as one of the others handed out torches. "Why not run ahead and warn any intruders that… — Jim C. Hines
Never give all the heart, for love Will hardly seem worth thinking of To passionate women if it seem Certain, and they never dream That… — William Butler Yeats
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. — Kurt Vonnegut
Want to talk third wave feminism, you could cite Ariel Levy and the idea that women have internalized male oppression. Going to spring break at… — Chuck Palahniuk
Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb. — Joyce Carol Oates
Ash paused as he entered the house to find the three women lined up and... singing to... dear gods, anything but this. "Fergilicious." All he… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I would like to barbecue those Olympian gods. They are very tasty. One day, I’m going to eat that redheaded goddess, too. (Simi) She doesn’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink.… — Steve Martin
In 1919 I woke up famous. I'd never guessed it. If I'd known I was famous, I'd have stolen away and wept. I was stupid.… — Coco Chanel
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. — George W. Bush
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? — George W. Bush
The problem with learning the truth about things is that you lose the confidence that comes from being dumb. — D.B.C. Pierre
Aren’t you afraid they’ll arrest you? (Shahara) I wasn’t a convict, Dagan. I was an illegally purchased slave. My owner has no legal claim on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, Homer! You don't have to play dumb anymore! You're not at school now. — John Marsden
This was the kid who used to toddle over to my bed at 6 o’ clock in the morning every weekend morning to pull on… — Jordan Sonnenblick
Summer romances cometo an end. That was part of the deal. They are built like certain plants or insects, not able to survive more than… — Harlan Coben
I long for the days of disorder. I want them back, the days when I was alive on the earth, rippling in the quick of… — Don DeLillo
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so… — Al Gore
I heard of a man who says words so beautifully that if he only speaks their name women give themselves to him. If I am… — Leonard Cohen
A great ancient poet was blind. A great classical composer was deaf. Many of us are dumb. What have we to show for it? — Vera Nazarian
although she went home that night feeling happier than she had ever been in her short life, she did not confuse the golf course party… — E. Lockhart
Ever dumb thing I ever done in my life there was a decision I made before that got me into it. It was never the… — Cormac McCarthy
Love is blind, there was no doubt about it. In Tara's case it was also deaf, dumb, dyslexic, had a bad hip and the beginnings… — Marian Keyes
Through all he said, even through his appalling sentimentality, I was reminded of something-an elusive rhythm, a fragment of lost words, that I heard somewhere… — F. Scott Fitzgerald

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