Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

I feel my best when I'm happy. — Winona Ryder
Every character has their reasons - even the characters who do dumb things. — Zoe Saldana
Have I said dumb things? Absolutely, who hasn't? But I have never backed away from being called out on something I did or said wrong. — Curt Schilling
What more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smartphone user is that of a dumb animal.… — Will Self
Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to… — Brian Setzer
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. — Brooke Shields
I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask! — Jessica Simpson
It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb. — Aaron Sorkin
Women are smart in business and dumb in love. They won't date outside their zip code, let alone outside the city. They are city snobs. — Patti Stanger
It's human nature to not say everything that's on your mind at the time you think it. Because we fear saying something that people will… — Taylor Swift
Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest. — Serj Tankian
I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience. — Quentin Tarantino
If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down. — Elizabeth Taylor
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann
Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope. — Hunter S. Thompson
Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. — Barbara Tuchman
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. — Mark Twain
No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives. — Neil deGrasse Tyson
If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. — George Washington
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. — Bill Watterson
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and… — John Wayne
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else. — Orson Welles
Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there. — Orson Welles
Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. — William Westmoreland
I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy... I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV. I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly… — Joss Whedon

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