Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play. — Reggie Jackson
When you're onstage and the audience is smiling and singing and bopping along and you're all on the same level, it's the best feeling in… — Joan Jett
I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes… — Penn Jillette
When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a… — Steve Jobs
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. — Erica Jong
Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb. — Franz Kafka
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. — Jason Kidd
It's far too much to say that effective hoping is the only - or even the biggest - part of what it takes to succeed.… — Jeffrey Kluger
I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb. — Bobby Knight
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero. — Johann Kaspar Lavater
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. — Fran Lebowitz
I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you. — Sophia Loren
Only dumb people are happy. — Courtney Love
Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb! — Courtney Love
Watch me when people say deaf and dumb, or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might get if you called Denzel… — Marlee Matlin
Find your self-respect now. Don't dumb yourselves down. Think of yourself as capable and worthy of finding a guy who is going to respect you,… — Danica McKellar
Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb, but that's how… — Danica McKellar
Teenage girls these days are more and more getting lured into thinking they should dumb themselves down, and that's going to attract the wrong kind… — Danica McKellar
I just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb. — Sienna Miller
I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead. — Unknown Author
Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde. — Marilyn Monroe
Republicans are relentless and they're smart, too - they're not all dumb - and on Election Day, they'll be up at five in the morning. — Michael Moore
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. — Mike Myers
Now, to find dinosaurs, you hike around in horrible conditions looking for a dinosaur. It sounds really dumb, but that's what it is. It's horrible… — Nathan Myhrvold

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