"I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes,……" — Mike Myers

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• When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things,… — J. J. Abrams
• One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
• Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac
• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. — Marion Barry
• Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food… — Mario Batali
• Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. — Scott Adams
• I always wanted to be a hairdresser. — David Beckham
• Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb. — Dirk Benedict
• Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
• We made too many wrong mistakes. — Yogi Berra
• You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of… — Halle Berry
• So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? — Christina Aguilera

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