Mike Myers Quotes

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• Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
• Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
• Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
• Enlightenment is lightening up.
• Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… one million dollars!
• I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!
• The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.
• The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
• Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different…
• I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
• And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them…
• This crazy thing called love...
• I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
• Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
• Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more…
• While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.
• Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.
• So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care…
• If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
• Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!

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