Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Solutions are not the answer. — Richard M. Nixon
I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version. — Oliver North
A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb? — Rudolf Nureyev
I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war. — Barack Obama
We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act like… — Patton Oswalt
I'll call somebody 'dumb' or 'stupid' if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don't know any other word for it, and if they… — Bill Parcells
I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks… — Tony Parsons
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. — Dolly Parton
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. — George S. Patton
For it would have been better that man should have been born dumb, nay, void of all reason, rather than that he should employ the… — Quintilian
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. — Dan Quayle
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. — Dan Quayle
For NASA, space is still a high priority. — Dan Quayle
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't… — Dan Quayle
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right. — Dan Quayle
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. — Dan Quayle
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of… — Dan Quayle
And now the sequence of events in no particular order. — Dan Rather
I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb. — Keanu Reeves
It's well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they're in middle school. — Sally Ride
Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend. — Jason Ritter
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It… — Joan Rivers
Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something. — Dennis Rodman
Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old. — Seth Rogen
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot… — Andy Rooney

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