Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. — Chris Rock
Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer. — Lilian Jackson Braun
Facts are stupid things. — Ronald Reagan
They misunderestimated me. — George W. Bush
But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things. — Jack Kerouac
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and… — George W. Bush
I felt dumb and subdued. Every time I tried to concentrate, my mind glided off, like a skater, into a large empty space, and pirouetted… — Sylvia Plath
My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions. — George W. Bush
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they… — Anna Sewell
How do you know that, Philo, dear?" But Philologos had had enough of being condescended to. "Because, Lamion, I am not as dumb as you… — Megan Whalen Turner
Doubt not, O poet, but persist. Say 'It is in me, and shall out.' Stand there, balked and dumb, stuttering and stammering, hissed and hooted,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to… — George W. Bush
I lay in bed the night before the fishing trip and thought it over, about my being deaf, about the years of not letting on… — Ken Kesey
It's a wise person, I guess, who knows he's dumb, and an honest person who knows he's a liar. And it's a dumb person, I… — Joseph Heller
I guess there's just a time for doing dumb things. — Steven Brust
The books or the music in which we thought the beauty was located will betray us if we trust to them; it was not in… — C.S. Lewis
At night the sky was very near, sprawled in star smoke and gamma cataclysms, but she didn't see it the way she used to, as… — Don DeLillo
It struck me that the chief obstacle to marital contentment was this perpetual gulf between the well-founded, commendable pessimism of women and the sheer dumb… — Michael Chabon
I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear. — Flannery O'Connor
I think I fell in love with her, a little bit. Isn't that dumb? But it was like I knew her. Like she was my… — Neil Gaiman
But when the fairy sang the whole world listened to him. Stephen felt clouds pause in their passing; he felt sleeping hills shift and murmur;… — Susanna Clarke
I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice....sure it does...but only if you're too dumb to move. — Jodi Picoult
Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really teaching the kids… — James A. Baldwin
There's no place on earth with more dumb girls per square foot than a college in California. — Roberto Bolano

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