Dumb Quotes

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The crying sounded even louder out of doors. It was as if all the pain in the world had found a voice. Yet had I… — H.G. Wells
sometimes i wish i'd been an englishman; american life is so damned dumb and stupid and healthy — F. Scott Fitzgerald
What I love in a woman is not what she is in and for herself, but the side of herself she turns towards me, what… — Milan Kundera
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Heaven is by favor;… — Mark Twain
Even if it’s a dumb story, telling it changes people just the slightest little bit, just as living the story changes me. An infinitesimal change.… — John Green
Hi! handsome hunting man Fire your little gun. Bang! Now the animal is dead and dumb and done. Nevermore to peep again, creep again, leap… — Walter de La Mare
Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox, whose philosopher is a juggler, and whose art is the art of patching and mimicking. Pity the… — Khalil Gibran
What are the odds that people will make smart decisions about money if they don't need to make smart decisions--if they can get rich making… — Michael Lewis
You're crying?" he said. "No, I- " I tore my gaze away. "Just dust. From the path. Simon's that way." I tried to pass him,… — Kelley Armstrong
To an eagle or to an owl or to a rabbit, man must seem a masterful and yet a forlorn animal; he has but two… — Beryl Markham
I think a persons life is supposed to be like a DVD. You can see the version everyone else sees, or you can choose the… — Jodi Picoult
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. — Jennifer Crusie
Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work.… — Joss Whedon
But she was seventeen now and not actually dumb. She knew that you could love somebody more than anything and still not love the person… — Jonathan Franzen
I’ve always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they ask me about my scar. Most people never ask, but if it… — Tina Fey
Why do girls always feel like they have to apologize for giving an opinion or taking up space in the world? Have you ever noticed… — Libba Bray
One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is that is seeps… — Kelley Armstrong
She dumb.” I sigh. “But she ain’t stupid. — Kathryn Stockett
Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women. — Orson Scott Card
I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than… — Chelsea Handler
When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn’t need… — Alex Garland
So if there is something on the planet that is worth living for, I'd better not miss it, because once you're dead, it's too late… — Muriel Barbery
He understood for the first time that the world is not dumb at all, but merely waiting for someone to speak to it in a… — Susanna Clarke
Until I lose my soul and lie Blind to the beauty of the earth, Deaf though shouting wind goes by, Dumb in a storm of… — Sara Teasdale
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate… — David Levithan

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