Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Chance. Stupid, dumb, blind chance. Just a part of the strange mechanism of the world, with its fits and coughs and starts and random collisions. — Lauren Oliver
I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb. — Richard P. Feynman
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do… — Charles M. Schulz
David Foster Wallace: I think one of the insidious lessons about TV is the meta-lesson that you’re dumb. This is all you can do. This… — David Lipsky
A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care… — John Grogan
I turned back to the mirror, seeing that there were no lines on it. It was empty. "What happened to my mirror?" I said, bewildered.… — Kim Harrison
There were only two kinds of people in our town. ―The stupid and the stuck- ―The ones who are bound to stay or too dumb… — Kami Garcia
I don’t think it’s quite that simple. Some people never observe anything, Life just happens to them. They get by on little more than a… — Frank Herbert
I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure… — George Saunders
I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board — Ilona Andrews
Cacus.” I’d had years of practice looking dumb when people threw out Greek names I didn’t know. It’s a skill of mine. Annabeth keeps telling… — Rick Riordan
I lapsed into my pathetic cut-off period. Often with humans, both good and bad, my senses simply shut off, they get tired, I give up.… — Charles Bukowski
I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. — Mindy Kaling
He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth at the Grand Canyon last winter,when she'd… — Rick Riordan
He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days.… — Janet Evanovich
He knew one thing for sure, though. Whatever happened, Matt would have some handy excuse. He'd make up some story or change an old one,… — Charlie Higson
Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I like to feel dumb. That’s how I know there’s more in the world than me. — Susan Sontag
Helen Keller became deaf, dumb, and blind shortly after birth. Despite her greatest misfortune, she has written her name indelibly in the pages of the… — Napoleon Hill
Honestly, Jared, one thing at a time. Why are you in a well with me? This is a really bad rescue!" [...] "I called the… — Sarah Rees Brennan
so, when I spotted a cougar stretched out on a thick pine tree branch near the park gates, I wasn't surprised. I can't say the… — Kelley Armstrong
He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Dumb. He should have gotten the pen. Jewelry was so public... and personal, which was why he'd bought it. He couldn't buy Eleanor a pen.… — Rainbow Rowell
The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people. — Stephen Hawking
That great mystery of TIME, were there no other; the illimitable, silent, never-resting thing called Time, rolling, rushing on, swift, silent, like an all-embracing ocean… — Thomas Carlyle

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