Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

The American people frankly have been, over many, many years - to be blunt - fat, dumb and happy. If they want their children to… — Eli Broad
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. — Oscar Wilde
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and… — Neil Gaiman
Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all. — Kahlil Gibran
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. — Dolly Parton
Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. They are engines of… — Barbara Tuchman
Without books, God is silent, justice dormant, natural science at a stand, philosophy lame, letters dumb, and all things involved in darkness. — Unknown Author
Kindness is a language the dumb can speak and the deaf can hear and understand. — Christian Nevell Bovee
The stock market will always be more about capitalizing on dumb people than about investing in good companies. — Jonathan Gilbert
Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking… — Bill Cosby
Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man dumb enough to marry them. — Unknown Author
When I saw Arnold say that he didn't need a union, because people in his position don't need it, I thought, this is a very… — Warren Beatty
The biggest threat to McDonald's lies within - and that is us as a company becoming complacent. There are a lot of companies that get… — Charlie Bell
Askhole A person that constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them. — Wandini
Our generation will eventually lead to an era were doing the wrong thing will seem right and doing the right thing will look wrong — Emanuel Sebastiao
We were dumb, kiddish, and even childish. But no matter what we did, those years are the best years of our lives and no...we are… — Superman
Sometimes I think people get Facebook confused with eharmony! Smh — Lisette Alfaro
You are dumb for even trying. Is the only sentence in English that can be read either sides and give the same meaning. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes its dumb to be wise and sometimes its wise to be dumb. but more often than not, we are the opposite of what it… — Ritu Ghatourey
Do you honestly think I care more about you than I let on? oh hunni get over yourself u dumb shit your nothing but a… — Superman
If hes dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go — Superman
He make you happy but hurts you yet makes you cry makes your heart sad but you stick around cause you love him girl your… — Gisel Garcia
I guess its too late to cry, too early to regret, too dumb to ask why, too good to forget, too honest to say I… — Superman
I'm Soooo Done! I'm done with you,i'm done with her! I was the reason I made you get over your first girlfriend!I was the one… — Jasmine
You can be as fun as handful of crayons but still be as dumb as a box of rocks! — Eric Horton

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