Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. — Dan Quayle
This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life.… — Russell Crowe
Netflix did it right and focused on all the things that have replaced the dumb, raw numbers of the Nielsen world - they embraced targeted… — Kevin Spacey
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's… — Eugene McCarthy
Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just… — Frank Zappa
I hate to say this, but at the time, (late 70's) it was like the smart people liked punk and the dumb people liked Journey. — Unknown Author
We should remember in our dealings with animals that they are a sacred trust to us from our Heavenly Father. They are dumb and cannot… — Harriet Beecher Stowe
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. — Linda Evangelista
I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggguulliing...We're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna kiss you! — Joe Namath
I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that. — Jerry Rice
The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No… — Carl Everett
I ain't gonna be no escape-goat! — Karl Malone
Roy Oswalt is a drop and drive pitcher. What is a drop and drive pitcher? He is a guy who drops and drives. Very simple. — Tim McCarver
Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes. — Tim McCarver
Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there. — Rickey Henderson
The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder. — Tim McCarver
Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out. — Tim McCarver
When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey. — Randy Moss
All I'm asking for is what I want. — Rickey Henderson
Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team. — Terrell Owens
I don't think this is an example of life and limb being at risk. I like the fact that our fans care. — Unknown Author
I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your… — Mike Tyson
There must be love, and understanding, to betray. Most men haven't the wit or the honor for betrayal: not to know it when they see… — Janet Morris
The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. — Artie Lange
I was always the black sheep of the family and always told that I was dumb, and I had a low IQ and did badly… — Francis Ford Coppola

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