Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

I turned my thoughts to a still more novel mode... to compose pictures on canvas similar to representations on the stage... my picture is my… — William Hogarth
So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think… — Steve Jobs
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb — Will Rogers
Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one. — Will Rogers
The great lawyer who employs his talent and his learning in the highly emunerative task of enabling a very wealthy client to override or circumvent… — Theodore Roosevelt
Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig… — David Letterman
The kings of modern thought are dumb. — Matthew Arnold
The force that through the green fuse drives the flower Drives my green age; that blasts the roots of trees Is my destroyer. And I… — Dylan Thomas
With silence only as their benediction, God's angels come Where in the shadow of a great affliction, The soul sits dumb! — John Greenleaf Whittier
I'm a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better. — Johnny Depp
We're blind, deaf and dumb. It is only that Self, which is our life force that makes who and what we are. The realization of… — Frederick Lenz
The reason for not going out and sinning all you like is the same as the reason for not going out and putting your nose… — Robert Farrar Capon
Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle… — Geoffrey Hill
Current Catholic worship often ignores the essential connection between truth and beauty, body and soul, at the center of the Catholic worldview. The Church requires… — Dana Gioia
Thing is, while I know better, I like sounding ignorant. Talk like this and people figure you're about as dumb as a fencepost, which suits… — Charles de Lint
I just sat there looking at television, sort of dumb and thought how horrible it was. I had -- the grand aspects of it did… — Andy Rooney
Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment. — Julie Klausner
Winter is for women The woman still at her knitting, At the cradle of Spanish walnut, Her body a bulb in the cold and too… — Sylvia Plath
When you think about the complexity of our natural world - plants using quantum mechanics for photosynthesis, for example - a smartphone begins to look… — Jeff VanderMeer
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. — Charles de Gaulle
When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind. — Maurice Gibb
When you work you are a flute through whose heart the whispering of the hours turns to music. Which of you would be a reed,… — Khalil Gibran
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. — Samuel Goldwyn
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. — Samuel Goldwyn
Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb! — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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