"Politicians are dumb, but they can count to…" — Will Rogers
"Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one."
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622 Quotes by Will Rogers
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to…
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
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So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you…
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No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;…
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have…
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries,…
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which…
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I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over…
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But if nothing but soul, or in soul mind, is qualified to count, it is impossible for there to be…
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Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for…
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Who can map out the various forces at play in one soul? Man is a great depth, O Lord. The…
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All science requires mathematics. The knowledge of mathematical things is almost innate in us. This is the easiest of sciences,…
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We live in deeds, not years; in thoughts, not figures on a dial. We should count time by heart throbs.…
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It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work…
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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Beauty is not something you can count on. Usually, when people say you are beautiful, it is when there is…
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