Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb? — Aaron Swartz
All too often, we do smart things only after exhausting every conceivable dumb thing we could have done. — Thomas Sowell
Classification is now a pejorative statement. You know, these classifiers look like "dumb fools." I'm a classifier. But I'd like to use a word that… — William Wilson Morgan
To all that is used-up, and to all the muffled and dumb creatures in the world's full reserve, the unsayable sums, joyfully add yourself, and… — Rainer Maria Rilke
I met Jay Jonhson. I won him the way poor people occasionally win the lottery: Shameless perseverance and embarrassingly dumb luck, and every time I… — Amy Bloom
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. — Margot Asquith
Dumb animals we call them, while they bark and neigh and moo. They talk as much as we do - to them we seem dumb… — Rebecca McCann
Put one dumb foot in front of the other and course-correct as you go. — Barry Diller
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. — Geoff Johns
I was so smart when I was a kid that I learnt that I was dumb fast. — Charles Manson
The music speaks to you every day, but you are too deaf, dumb, and blind to even listen to the music. You are too deaf,… — Charles Manson
Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals. — Kurt Vonnegut
Tell a child, a husband or an employee that he is stupid or dumb at a certain thing, that he has no gift for it,… — Dale Carnegie
People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It's actually funny. I'm always like, I'm about… — Kate Upton
Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yourself down and not express… — Gerard Way
Lay low, play dumb, keep moving. — Roger Stone
When you ask a dumb question, you get a smart answer. — Aristotle
You must know the big ideas in the big disciplines, and use them routinely - all of them, not just a few. Most people are… — Charlie Munger
Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. Its not easy, most of the time its just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there… — Jon Lajoie
The quickest way to kill jobs is to have this ordinance pass. It is dumb and dangerous. — Norm Coleman
To ignore death and to be afraid of it is dumb because everyone is going to face it at some point. If you look at… — Ray Toro
The advantage of wisdom is that you can play dumb. The opposite is more difficult. — Kurt Tucholsky
It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde. — Marilyn Monroe
The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber. — Ben Casnocha
The intelligence displayed by many dumb animals approaches so closely to human intelligence that it is a mystery. The animals see and hear and love… — Ellen G. White

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