"Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart……" — Lyndon B. Johnson

"Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time."

— Lyndon B. Johnson

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317 Quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson

Lyndon B. Johnson has 317 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and…
For this is what America is all about. It is the uncrossed desert and the unclimbed ridge. It is the…
I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.
Many have no happier moments than those that they pass in solitude, abandoned to their own imagination, which sometimes puts…
I believe in the American tradition of separation of church and state which is expressed in the First Amendment to…
...in the decline of life shame and grief are of short duration; whether it be that we bear easily what…
Nothing is more despicable than the old age of a passionate man. When the vigour of youth fails him, and…
If the purpose of lamentation be to excite pity, it is surely superfluous for age and weakness to tell their…
Every old man complains of the growing depravity of the world, of the petulance and insolence of the rising generation.…
...that though they may refuse to grow wise, they must inevitably grow old; ...that the proper solaces of age are…
The prospect of penury in age is so gloomy and terrifying that every man who looks before him must resolve…

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Proletarian language is dictated by hunger. The poor chew words to fill their bellies. — Theodor Adorno
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. — Herb Caen
Being a gossip reporter just isn't a respectable job. It'll chew you up and spit you out. — Kim Cattrall
The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and I chewed as fast… — Paul Hogan
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper
Just as dogs love to chew bones, the mind loves to get its teeth into problems. That's why it does… — Eckhart Tolle
I have seen your despatch expressing your unwillingness to break your hold where you are. Neither am I willing. Hold… — Abraham Lincoln
I love those historians that are either very simple or most excellent. Such as are between both (which is the… — Michel de Montaigne
Walk, but make walking a meditation; walk knowingly Breathe, but let your breathing become a constant meditation; breathe knowingly. The… — Rajneesh
I have always admired the ability to bite off more than one can chew and then chew it. — Unknown Author
Find your own picture, your own self in anything that goes bad. It's awfully easy to mouth off at your… — Bear Bryant
I get very tense working, so I often have to get up and wander around the house. It is very… — William H. Gass

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