Jerry Quotes

224 quotes by 189 authors

I'm the Jerry Lewis of crime fiction. — Harlan Coben
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball… — Michael Bamberger
I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put… — Fuzzy Zoeller
Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer. — Charles Barkley
You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. — John Mellencamp
Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! — Santino Marella
I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem. — Santino Marella
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to… — Roddy Piper
Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out… — Craig Kilborn
I'm a very controversial figure in the Christian world. I don't believe if you're gay or you have a drink or you dance, you're going… — Kristin Chenoweth
I felt like Jerry Lewis in France! Let the cast of Heroes go to France! The Office cast loves Scranton! The nicest people on earth… — Kate Flannery
In many ways when Jerry Ford pardoned Nixon, in a certain way, he did speak for the country. — Morley Safer
Don't wait for someone else to complete you. 'Jerry Maguire' was just a movie. — Oprah Winfrey
I'm looking forward to talking to Bill Parcells, too, and to seeing how that marriage with Jerry Jones goes. — Lisa Guerrero
The issue Fodor writes about is central to the psychology of perception, cognition, and action. It is the central issue for anyone who would seriously… — Alvin Liberman
They thought they were Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall. In fact, they were more like Tom and Jerry — Bob Geldof
I hate to say anything that may hurt UCLA, but I can't be quiet when I see what the NCAA is doing to Jerry Tarkanian… — Bill Walton
I had an opportunity many, many times to go to the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner. Jerry Buss asked me many times and you know… — Marcel Dionne
I used to pretend that I was Tom attacking Jerry, who was drawn on the ball — Monica Seles
You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the… — Kurt Cobain

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