Jerry Quotes

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You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. — Eminem
I wasn't going to let Jerry Sloan embarrass me, because basketball had a proper role in my life. I suspected my basketball philosophy wasn't the… — John Amaechi
I couldn't do my show without spending 12 years on the streets of Humboldt Park. It made me a better interrogator. Still, if they had… — Steve Wilkos
I wouldnâ€™t wear aÂ tie-dyed tee-shirtÂ unless it was dyed with the urine ofÂ Phil CollinsÂ and the blood ofÂ Jerry Garcia. — Kurt Cobain
Haagen-Dazs (a clever Scandi-sounding name invented by Americans in 1961) was bought for its Euro-sounding sophistication by the kind of Americans who first bought those… — Peter York
On 'The Guiding Light' I enjoyed working with Jamie Goodwin and Ellen Parker, who played my sister. I loved working with Jerry Ver Dorn and… — Kassie DePaiva
My first tattoo is a full-on Sailor Jerry situation on my hip - it's a swallow with big spread wings. When I got it I… — Maria Dahvana Headley
I was a big TV kid.When I was a kid, I would go home at 3:00 and watch TV straight through to the end of… — Judd Apatow
I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I… — Larry David
I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. 'What… — Jimmy Fallon
I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had… — Gerald R. Ford
I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another… — Woody Harrelson
I don't have 'The Jerry Springer Show'. I just got 'Family Feud', but some of them families, when they lose, man, they have some real… — Steve Harvey
I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld. — Billy Joel
I heard Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis, and that was it. I didn't ever want to be anything else. I just started banging away… — Elton John
When Little Richard used to stand up and play it was just fabulous, and Liberace had the candlesticks and the rings and the gift of… — Elton John
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson
Atlantic's Jerry Wexler believes first-rate records are made by first-rate voices. He certainly has worked with enough of them: Clyde McPhatter, Joe Turner, La Vern… — Jon Landau
I always loved all kinds of music. I would watch musicals a lot as a kid, on TV, watch the Fred Astaire movies. I'd watch… — Queen Latifah
New Jersey is a great place to live. And we have given some of the best talent to the world, from Jack Nicholson, John Travolta,… — Queen Latifah

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