Jerry Quotes

224 quotes by 182 authors

My cousin Jerry Lucey and five other firefighters died in a warehouse fire in Worcester, Mass. - my hometown - right in the middle of… — Denis Leary
I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in… — Steve Martin
In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show. — Marilyn Manson
I was singing a lot of waltzes. And I was with Jerry Kennedy, my producer, and he was playing me some songs, and he said,… — Reba McEntire
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker
I don't watch a lot of comedy. For relaxation and escape, I watch shows about how people survive bear attacks. Or old episodes of 'Law… — Amy Poehler
My friend Jerry Falwell was the one who said it, and he was a guest on my show, and it's hard to take the blame… — Pat Robertson
I'm in awe of people like Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard; they're great musicians and people. But I'm most starstruck by people in the… — Kid Rock
We got on American Bandstand, where kids would dance to a record and then rate it. We called ourselves Tom and Jerry. I was Jerry. — Paul Simon
Jerry Garcia used to take his paints on the road. I don't do that. Either I'm a singer or a painter. I'm not good at… — Grace Slick
I couldn't watch Tom and Jerry. The cruelty was too much. I had all these strange images, of tiny animals, all mixed up. — Julie Walters
Being down in Orlando, Florida, where we filmed the movie, I learned how to bass fish. Jerry Reed, who plays the villain in the movie,… — Henry Winkler
It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap. — Norman Wisdom
Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard… — James Wolcott
Whenever I catch a chunk of an Adam Sandler comedy on cable, it looks as badly shot and goofily tossed off as a Jerry Lewis… — James Wolcott
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. — Jerry Seinfeld
Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry. — Janet Evanovich
I gazed around the room and my eyes stopped dead on a little boy standing in the corner. This was a particularly eerie doll. Life-sized… — Augusten Burroughs
She talks with a broken heart - Her voice lutes brokenly like a heart lost, musically too, like in a lost grove, it's almost too… — Jack Kerouac
It seems to me that you need a lot of courage, or a lot of something, to enter into others, into other people. We all… — Martin Amis

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