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• I'm the Jerry Lewis of crime fiction. — Harlan Coben
• Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry… — Michael Bamberger
• I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me,… — Fuzzy Zoeller
• Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer. — Charles Barkley
• You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. — John Mellencamp
• Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! — Santino Marella
• I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem. — Santino Marella
• Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going… — Roddy Piper
• Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America,… — Craig Kilborn
• I'm a very controversial figure in the Christian world. I don't believe if you're gay or you have a drink or you… — Kristin Chenoweth
• I felt like Jerry Lewis in France! Let the cast of Heroes go to France! The Office cast loves Scranton! The nicest… — Kate Flannery
• In many ways when Jerry Ford pardoned Nixon, in a certain way, he did speak for the country. — Morley Safer

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