"Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio……" — Craig Kilborn
"Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'"
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40 Quotes by Craig Kilborn
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Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly…
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As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days…
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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month.…
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A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.
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If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!
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While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.
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Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out…
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In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will…
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New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President…
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the…
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The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more…
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Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who…
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