All Craig Kilborn Quotes
- Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over… Budget
- As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be… Budget
- A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't… Answer
- A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks. All
- If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch! Bunch
- While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off. Inspirational
- Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake,… Barbara
- In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the… Bad
- New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to… Billion
- President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth… Bush
- The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels. Already People
- Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's… Admit
- Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke. Governor
- Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out… America
- I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. Cheese
- People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship… Angeles
- Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related… Chasing
- I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population. Among
- I have a wonderful respect for old people. Inspirational
- Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And… Attacking