Cheese Quotes

540 quotes by 438 authors

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain… — Ellen Barkin
I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I… — Roseanne Barr
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. — Gina Barreca
I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese, but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close… — Drew Barrymore
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really… — Jack Black
I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure… — Anthony Bourdain
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? — Bertolt Brecht
I'm a big pasta fan. I'm a big Italian food fan. Anything Italian - I love cheese, mozzarella. Mozzarella is my favorite, so I have… — Malin Akerman
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese… — Steve Albini
Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had… — Nolan Bushnell
In 1980, Atari was bringing in around two billion dollars in revenue and Chuck E. Cheese's some five hundred million. I still didn't feel too… — Nolan Bushnell
In 1980, business at my company, Chuck E. Cheese's, was thriving and I was feeling flush. So I bought a very large house on the… — Nolan Bushnell
Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. — Nick Cannon
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping… — Jennifer Aniston
There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
My studies in Speculative philosophy, metaphysics, and science are all summed up in the image of a mouse called man running in and out of… — Benjamin De Casseres
If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him. — Jason Kravits
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese. — Billie Burke
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. — Joan Rivers

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