"Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished……" — Terry Pratchett
"Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things,…
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
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Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food…
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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
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I always wanted to be a hairdresser.
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Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
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