Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that… — James Carville
It takes a smart guy to play dumb. — Unknown Author
I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps. — Mia Kirshner
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan
Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn't made the mistakes I made, I wouldn't have met the wonderful woman I've… — Donald Sutherland
I only want to do good projects. I want to make good decisions. If it's just a dumb movie, then no, I'd rather stay in… — AnnaSophia Robb
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked — Joan Rivers
Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb. — Wilmer Valderrama
Don't be bitter and mean 'couse you don’t fit in, it’s a GIFT. Look at you. you’ve got your individuality, you don’t have the herd… — Courtney Love
I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference God has given me this new… — Paris Hilton
I know there are people, if I go into a market or a city for the first time, there are people that are there that… — Jeff Daniels
I'm not saying you need to take a break because you're crazy. I'm saying you need to take a break so you can be crazy,… — Miley Cyrus
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete… — Denis Leary
Nothing dumb ever starts out stupid. — Kurt Browning
I might not understand everything a Democrat or liberal thinks but hey let's be honest, I don't understand some of the things the Republicans think,… — Angie Harmon
Smart data structures and dumb code works a lot better than the other way around. — Eric S. Raymond
Young, dumb, lookin' in the mirror tryin' to figure out who I’m gonna be this year. — Drake
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! — Bill Maher
The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny. — Unknown Author
Because you see darling, darling, there are no false questions. All questions in life are true questions. Answers may be false, but questions cannot be… — Raymond Federman
I can't decide if this movie is so spectacularly, breathtakingly dumb as to induce stupidity in anyone who watches, or so brutally brilliant that it… — A. O. Scott
Well, if you’re a native Chicagoan, you know how dumb he [Dr. Robert Hartley] is. He gets on the Ravenswood El, he goes past his… — Bob Newhart
I believe that anyone who doesn't read remains dumb. Even if they know how, failing to regularly ingest the written word dooms them to ignorance,… — Edward Bunker
Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter. — Louise Brooks
Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the president. And if we lose, it'll… — Karl Rove

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