Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

So, how did you all meet? — Donna Air
It's literally murder on the dancefloor. — Unknown Author
It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. — Unknown Author
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne
I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately? — Cilla Black
With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing. — Keisha Buchanan
I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car. — Unknown Author
People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. — Terry Venables
Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black... — Danielle O'Hara
At the finish, it was all over — Jim Watt
It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks — Colin Baker
It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people. — Unknown Author
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Unknown Author
And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end — Unknown Author
So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children? — Unknown Author
The Rolling Stones suffered a great loss with the death of Ian Stewart, the man who had for so many years played piano quietly and… — Unknown Author
My second hit was a flop. — Unknown Author
My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet — Elaine Paige
A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long. — Unknown Author
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. — Irving Fisher
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans. — Alf Landon
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. — Unknown Author
It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing — Bill Wyman
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife. — Unknown Author

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