Dumb Quotes

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Let me put it bluntly: anyone who says that money isn't important doesn't have any! Rich people understand the importance of money and the place… — T. Harv Eker
The devil does not bring sinners to hell with their eyes open: he first blinds them with the malice of their own sins. Before we… — Alphonsus Liguori
Nothing is bigger than life. There's nothing noble in death. What's noble about never seeing the sunshine again? What's noble about having your legs and… — Dalton Trumbo
God decided to create a species with whom he could have fellowship. Who are we to say that evolution was a dumb way to do… — Francis Collins
Brains, like cabbages, are beautiful-but in a different way. Cabbage heads are dumb and sterile, whereas brains are personal, intelligent and vibrant. — Carl Pfeiffer
So, how did you all meet? — Donna Air
It's literally murder on the dancefloor. — Unknown Author
It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. — Unknown Author
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne
I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately? — Cilla Black
With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing. — Keisha Buchanan
I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car. — Unknown Author
People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. — Terry Venables
Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black... — Danielle O'Hara
At the finish, it was all over — Jim Watt
It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks — Colin Baker
It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people. — Unknown Author
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Unknown Author
And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end — Unknown Author

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