Dumb Quotes

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When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a… — Jim Carrey
I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion. — Margaret Cho
Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb. — Seneca the Younger
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. — Dan Quayle
Passions are likened best to floods and streams: The shallow murmur, but the deep are dumb. — Walter Raleigh
How wide are the horizons of the spinning earth! The moonlight leads the tides and the sun's light will not be confined within the net… — Hsu Yun
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Chuck Nevitt
They should have focused more on me. — Sebastian Telfair
Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him… — Shannon Sharpe
Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated. — Jose Canseco
He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him. — Scottie Pippen
I've had to overcome a lot of diversity. — Drew Gooden
Just tip my cap and call the Yankees my daddy. — Pedro
This team is one execution away from being a very good basketball team. — Doc Rivers
Having a record company and putting out my own CD. There's clothes and shoes. There's also an upcoming book deal that I'm trying to do.… — Metta World Peace
The sun has been there for 500, 600 years ... — Mike Cameron
We're not attempting to circumcise rules. — Bill Cowher
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious. — Charles Shackleford
We must sometimes get away from the Authorized Version, if for no other reason, simply because it is so beautiful and so solemn. Beauty exalts,… — C.S. Lewis
Cold prayers shall never have any warm answers. God will suit His returns to our requests. Lifeless, services shall have lifeless answers. When men are… — Thomas Brooks

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