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I felt like my vote was the vote that put [Obama] into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be… — Puff Daddy
There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk? — Heather Mills
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door. — Unknown Author
It was a sobering experience. — Lindsay Lohan
I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman
I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears
I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't going to kill… — Boy George
I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. — Cameron Diaz
Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. — Madonna Ciccone
I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen. — Katy Perry
As humans we speak one language... — Avril Lavigne
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy. — Nigella Lawson
If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. — Paris Hilton
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? — Jessica Simpson
Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one… — Tom Cruise
I hate music, especially when it's played. — Jimmy Durante
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. — Andre Dawson
Did you write the words, or the lyrics? — Bruce Forsyth
If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip — Ronald Reagan

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