"I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right……" — Adam Carolla

"I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they masturbate, they'll say, 'Uhh...I think I'll rape tomorrow instead.'"

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