"I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right……" — Adam Carolla
"I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they masturbate, they'll say, 'Uhh...I think I'll rape tomorrow instead.'"
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Adam Carolla
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100 Quotes by Adam Carolla
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone…
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army…
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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