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• The worst mistake a boss can make is not to say 'well done'. — John Ashcroft
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• Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain... To feel the… — Kevyn Aucoin
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• When I am in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into… — Wystan Hugh Auden
• Exclusiveness in a garden is a mistake as great as it is in society. — Alfred Austin
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