Al Franken Quotes
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad…
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy.…
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I'm a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I'll never stop.
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It's not preppies, cause I'm a preppie myself. I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I…
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and…
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers...Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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I think if you're going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he…
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president. Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon,…
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can't change your fingerprints. You have only ten…
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Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.…
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy…
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It's a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in…
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and…
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It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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