All Al Franken Quotes
- I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam. Civil
- When you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place… Came
- Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public. Antitrust
- Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule. Anybody
- Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone. Apple
- At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in '95, I… Axe
- Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him. Bill
- Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor. Barney
- Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell. Demagoguery
- Gary Bauer is a very good - he's a good friend of mine. Bauer
- Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum. Actual
- Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. Each
- I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit. Act
- I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you're sure of what you're doing and you're working with allies. Allies
- I believe people have a right to know what's going on with their information and how it's collected, how it's stored and who gets it. Believe
- I couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders. Anything Less
- I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do. Censor
- I don't know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can't see… Been
- I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven. Banking
- I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I'm happy with it. Get Satisfaction