All Al Franken Quotes
- You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should… D R
- Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher… American
- Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! Mistake
- My daughter became a teacher right out of college. Became
- If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. Change
- Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations. A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as… Ability
- To make the argument that the media has a left- or right-wing, or a liberal or a conservative bias, is like asking if the problem… Al