All Al Franken Quotes
- Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free. Free
- Let's not let the government sell us out. Let's fight for net neutrality. Fight
- Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way. America
- Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue. Committee
- Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I. Difference
- My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. Buddy
- My dad was a terrible businessman. Businessman
- Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet. Been
- Net neutrality isn't a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged. Alleged
- No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley. Creator
- Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build. Build
- Service dogs raise their masters' sense of well-being. Dog
- Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception. Contraception
- Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose, and terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point. Civilians
- The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations. Amendment
- The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone. Everyone
- There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it… Couch
- There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business. Business
- What you see on the campaign trail is me. It's easy being me. Campaign
- When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries. Anticipating