Barney Quotes

56 quotes by 46 authors

As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great novel, sadly, and I never… — Julie Burchill
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. — Jeff Foxworthy
I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little different thing. — Neil Patrick Harris
Mainly, I thought of Barney Fife as a kid. You can always look into the faces of kids and see what they're thinking, if they're… — Don Knotts
Barney Kessel is definitely the best guitar player in this world, or any other world. — George Harrison
Back in the day in my teens I was listening to Joe Pass and Wes Montgomery a lot; before that I was listening to what… — Larry Carlton
Barney Kessel is incredible. He's just amazing . . . . Nobody can play guitar like that — John Lennon
Barney Kessel was 'Mr. Guitar,' the foremost jazz guitarist of his generation. He had an amazing imagination, his solos were incredible, he swung his tail… — Larry Coryell
Thereâ€™s nothing entertaining about watching goons hurl venomous slurs at congressmen like the civil rights hero John Lewis and the openly gay Barney Frank How… — Frank Rich
I think the way NOW characterized Smith Barney is disgraceful. I am appalled that an organization like that would not have reserved judgment (until) making… — Jamie Dimon
What I would say about Barney Eastwood is that when our relationship worked, it worked extremely well. He had a lot of strengths as a… — Barry McGuigan
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put… — Tim Conway
When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock — John B. Keane
Every girls dream is to have two hot guys having a bit of a barney over you. — Lenora Crichlow
First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney. — Matt Striker
Barney Miller' was a lot of fun. I'm very fond of Abe Vigoda. Most - a lot of people on that cast - I really… — James Cromwell
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede… — Paul O'Grady
When the Republicans controlled the House from 1994 -2006, Democrats like Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Henry Waxman Charlie Rangel, John Conyers and Rahm Emanuel weren't… — Ed Rollins
We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time. — Mark Twain
The Republicans find their faith imperiled by Barney Frank's marriage. There is always a shadow on the wall, a monster in the closet, a mysterious… — Charlie Pierce

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