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- Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How nice of you to join us here on planet Earth again. (Cael) Thanks, Barney. How’s Betty and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to… — Jeff Foxworthy
- A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson — How I Met Your Mother
- As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great novel, sadly,… — Julie Burchill
- I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little… — Neil Patrick Harris
- Mainly, I thought of Barney Fife as a kid. You can always look into the faces of kids and see what they're… — Don Knotts
- Barney Kessel is definitely the best guitar player in this world, or any other world. — George Harrison
- Back in the day in my teens I was listening to Joe Pass and Wes Montgomery a lot; before that I was… — Larry Carlton