Barney Quotes
- SATIRE, n. An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness. In this… — Ambrose Bierce
- The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney. — Steven Wright
- A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson — How I Met Your Mother
- Abcdefg please help me kill Barney — Austin Vanpelt
- I don't know if we even mentioned UFOs. It was to find out why Barney was emotionally upset. — Betty Hill
- They came out over the highway and they stopped and that's when Barney got out, with the binoculars to try and identify the craft. I… — Betty Hill
- I had Barney fuzzy slippers! — Joe Jonas
- I was a Barney's kid because everyday I would go into the closet and I had a Barney glow in the dark shirt and I… — Joe Jonas
- I remember the first time I realized I wanted to write songs and its really funny. I was watching a Fruity Pebbles commercial and Barney… — Gym Class Heroes
- I learned everything from that show, so it's just a wonderful memory to me. A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they… — Selena Gomez
- It's funny how cvvesroatine are posting this everywhere. He does this all the time on his show. He makes fun of his audience constantly.This is… — Unknown Author
- I used to have two imaginary friends named Hamo and Damo. One of them was pink, and the other was blue. I don't know why… — Josh Hutcherson
- Dont hurt barney chop his head off and set his body on fire rost marshmellows and giv his head to those people off of wrong… — Unknown Author
- Neil Patrick Harris who plays Barney from How I met your mother is completely overrated. — Leonardo Dicaprio
- I think Barney is overrated ps. I'm faggot — Unknown Author
- Thinks that when you are trying to explain something to some people, you really need to break it down BARNEY-style for them. — Ash Sweeney