"We called him Barney for short. We couldn't……" — Mark Twain

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• As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great… — Julie Burchill
• The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife… — Jeff Foxworthy
• I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean… — Neil Patrick Harris
• Mainly, I thought of Barney Fife as a kid. You can always look into the faces of kids and see… — Don Knotts
• Barney Kessel is definitely the best guitar player in this world, or any other world. — George Harrison
• Back in the day in my teens I was listening to Joe Pass and Wes Montgomery a lot; before that… — Larry Carlton
• Barney Kessel is incredible. He's just amazing . . . . Nobody can play guitar like that — John Lennon
• Barney Kessel was 'Mr. Guitar,' the foremost jazz guitarist of his generation. He had an amazing imagination, his solos were… — Larry Coryell
• There’s nothing entertaining about watching goons hurl venomous slurs at congressmen like the civil rights hero John Lewis and the… — Frank Rich
• I think the way NOW characterized Smith Barney is disgraceful. I am appalled that an organization like that would not… — Jamie Dimon
• What I would say about Barney Eastwood is that when our relationship worked, it worked extremely well. He had a… — Barry McGuigan
• You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as… — Tim Conway

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