All Al Franken Quotes
- I'm from the Vietnam generation. I didn't serve. From
- I'm sure I've devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime. Devoted
- I'm the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota. Actually Grew
- I've spent my entire career being a satirist. Career
- If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty. Ballot
- If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald… Bush
- If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor. Humor
- If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if… Carrier
- In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor. Confirmation
- It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you. Almighty
- Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free. Free
- Let's not let the government sell us out. Let's fight for net neutrality. Fight
- Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way. America
- Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue. Committee
- Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I. Difference
- My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. Buddy
- My dad was a terrible businessman. Businessman
- Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet. Been
- Net neutrality isn't a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged. Alleged
- No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley. Creator
- Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build. Build
- Service dogs raise their masters' sense of well-being. Dog
- Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception. Contraception
- Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose, and terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point. Civilians
- The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations. Amendment