All Al Franken Quotes
- To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It's… Al
- Too many people don't protect their smartphones with a password or PIN. I anticipate that Apple's fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners… Anticipate
- Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran… Avert
- We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it's uncomfortable to talk… Avoid
- We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven't been addressed, and I'd like to stand with… Addressed
- Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people.… Been
- When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices. You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions… Able
- When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn't exist, and we didn't need to worry about foreign websites… Blockbuster
- Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn't been any radio that did that. And so… Advocate
- Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how… Capital
- You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should… D R
- Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher… American
- Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! Mistake
- My daughter became a teacher right out of college. Became
- If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. Change
- Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations. A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as… Ability
- To make the argument that the media has a left- or right-wing, or a liberal or a conservative bias, is like asking if the problem… Al