Written Today Quotes
- Every piece of software written today is likely going to infringe on someone else's patent. — Miguel de Icaza
- Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. — Herman Wouk
- Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
- The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns. — Herman Wouk