"Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly……" — Allan Sherman
"Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting.""
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27 Quotes by Allan Sherman
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A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts…
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The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
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Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than…
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You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
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Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
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I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln…
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A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
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Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
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In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive…
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Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.
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The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
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There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I…
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