"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting……" — Allan Sherman
"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else."
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27 Quotes by Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman has 27 quotes on this site.
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A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts…
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The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
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Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than…
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You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
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Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
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I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln…
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A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
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In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive…
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Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.
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The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
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There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I…
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Love is lovelier the 7th time around.
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More Always Happens Quotes
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The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes…
— Hannah Arendt
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True love always happens in a flash.
— Stephen King
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Often I visualize a quicker, like almost a ghost runner, ahead of me with a quicker stride. It's really crazy.…
— Gabe Jennings
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Buddha says: Remember, you have to do much, but the ultimate always happens when you are not doing anything. It…
— Rajneesh
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Once one determines that he or she has a mission in life, that's it's not going to be accomplished without…
— Richard M. Nixon
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I don't believe in aliens. I don't think aliens or ghosts like black people. We never get abducted; our houses…
— Xzibit
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In the course of the history of natural science, it always happens that profound or true thoughts or true facts…
— Wilhelm Reich
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"It almost always happens that people enjoy a few moments and then afterwards feel very guilty. The guilt arises because…
— Rajneesh
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When things are at their worst, I find something always happens.
— W. Somerset Maugham
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I fought linotype and montype for some time because it would not justify as well as handset could be made…
— George Bernard Shaw
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It is normal for husband and wife to argue: it's normal. It always happens. But my advice is this: never…
— Pope Francis
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I used to believe in God. The Christian one, that is (There are a few thousand to choose from. But…
— Ricky Gervais
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