"When I am king, I will revise the……" — Adam Carolla
"When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!"
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100 Quotes by Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla has 100 quotes on this site.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog,…
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other…
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go…
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want…
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone…
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get…
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army…
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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More Base Quotes
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Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the…
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Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed.
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The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in…
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round…
— Scott Adams
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I love my fan base because they never high-five me; they always get really shifty and hide. Adam Sandler's fan…
— Kate Beckinsale
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All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.
— Max Beerbohm
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Every Latter-day Saint should love the inspired Constitution of the United States - a nation with a spiritual foundation and…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not…
— Lewis Black
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Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.
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'My Life' is soft, with notes of pear and gardenia, but still bold, with a woody base.
— Mary J. Blige
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Composers in the old days used to keep strictly to the base of the theme, as their real subject. Beethoven…
— Johannes Brahms
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It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority,…
— Giordano Bruno
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