Oral Sex Quotes
- You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view. — Maureen Lipman
- She was giving me oral sex, and she got carried away . . . So I choked her. — Arthur Shawcross
- Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do… — Eugene Mirman
- An anagram of Axl Rose is oral sex. Why do I know? Because when I'm not playing music I love solving erotic jumbles. — Slash
- My personal feeling is that oral sex is against nature. — Pat Robertson
- How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. — John B. Keane
- Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down. — Stewart Francis
- You know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn’t want to do it, — Don Lemon
- 5% of women have true multiple orgasms only through intercourse and these women typically find oral sex uncomfortable. — Gail Saltz
- Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And… — Barbara Bush
- Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. — Barbara Bush
- If you're not into Oral Sex... Then keep your mouth shut.. — Green Monk
- I know nothing at all about oral sex. I broke up both my own marriages over it. — Marion Zimmer Bradley
- I like to see oral sex and manual sex and intercourse as foreplay for my vibrator sex. — Betty Dodson
- So you're saying I'm not allowed to have oral sex with an intern either? — Dr Gregory House
- When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! — Adam Carolla
- Oral sex: the taste of things to come. — Nikhil Saluja