Best Adam Carolla Sayings
- I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked.… Canada
- I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to… Art
- Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name? Anything Ever
- The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have… Add
- I know everything because I know nothing. Funny
- As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell… Backyard
- I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the… Admit
- You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. Eating
- Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story. Air
- There are certain things women are better at than men. Better
- The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were. Experiences
- My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that… Any
- You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself. Accomplishments
- I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself. Make Plenty
- I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around. Box
- Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff. Better
- If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it. Bridges
- I was a horrible student. Horrible
- A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen… Attracted
- The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing. Equal
- Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes. Feel
- Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do... Eat
- It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's… Challenge
- The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern, he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's… All
- Nature knew what she was doing when she figured out the penis and the cunt. Cunt
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